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The Top Ten Filmi Dialogues

Ddddddhhhhhhhaaaaannnnnnooooooo!!!

10.    Kutte ! Kamine mein tera khoon pee jaoonga!!!
9.     Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
8.     Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
7.     Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
6.     Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay
5.     Yeh anyay hai bhagwan
4.     Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.
3.     Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.
2.     Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.

—-> And the number one statement is ….
1.     Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.

Here are the best of the rest…

– Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
– lo…muh meetha kar lo
– Mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi
– Aaj pinky ka janam din hai
– Yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib
– Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!
– Ma, tum kitni achchi ho
– Aaj mein bahut khush hoon (usually to be followed by a tragicturn of events)
– Arre isse to tez bukhar hai
– Nikal jaa mere ghar say…
– khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya

And the best:
– Tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to …
– Gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.
– Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..
– Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai
– Pulis (Police) ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai
– Driver, gaadi roko
– Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede….
– Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta”
– Aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That’s all, your honor
– Tazeerat-e-hind, dafa 302 ke tahat, Mulzim ko maut ki sazasunai jaati hai.
– Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai
– Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe
– (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed)  Main kahan hun?
– Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?
– “Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu”  followed by the jug jug jiyo beta
– “Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega” ??
– Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga,  aaj pahli baarkuch maang……. .
– KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN
and the final one

Aey jee! Aap bade woh haiN!

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Written by Abhishek

March 20, 2010 at 1:44 PM

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  1. oh maaann… nostalgic indeed…
    loved them all..
    i wonder why kutte kamine is in the 10th position i thot tht was the most hit filmi dialogue of all times.. 🙄

    megzone

    March 20, 2010 at 2:23 PM

    • Yeah, Kutte kamine may be the most popular of them all, but definitely the 1st prize must go to ” Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon”, because this is one of the most used filmi dialogues in the Indian Film history… and in the 80s probably every film had it..

      Abhishek Datta

      March 20, 2010 at 2:55 PM

  2. Lolzz…
    Nice compilation!!!

    Siddhesh Ayre

    March 20, 2010 at 3:13 PM

    • Thanks!!! Thought this would be one of the most interesting compilations ever…

      Abhishek Datta

      March 20, 2010 at 3:17 PM

  3. Generally, I do not visit blogs or sites related to Bollywood but this post of yours is truly good. Very imaginative though I agree with megzone, kutte kamine should’ve higher in rankings.
    Nonetheless, good one.

    Sush

    March 20, 2010 at 4:49 PM

    • Hi Sush, Thanks for visiting my blog.
      And thanks once again for liking my post.
      My posts are usually not on Bollywood( this is the first post on Bollywood) , but on varied stuffs, mostly deals with random and arbitrary things which catch my imagination. So, probably, now you will have a good reson to visit my blog more often.. 🙂
      Anyways, enjoy the trip on my blog.

      Abhishek Datta

      March 20, 2010 at 5:39 PM

  4. all the dialogues brought back the memories of concerned movies.
    nice research u did
    keep up the good work

    anjugandhi

    March 20, 2010 at 9:06 PM

    • Thanks Anju for visiting my blog.
      Yeah, I was roaming on the net, when I came across bits and pieces of Hindi Film Dialogues. Thought it would be a great idea to compile them. So here’s it for all.

      Abhishek Datta

      March 21, 2010 at 8:07 AM

  5. Hey! aapne ek bahut prasidh diaglogue ko chod diya hai bhai.

    “Imaandhaar Hoke Koi karorpati nahin ban saktha” and

    “Mere pass Maa Hein”

    Lol

    R Saraswathan

    March 22, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    • Ya, I missed this dialogue… But you know, why you can overlook this mistake … because.. “mere pass maa hain”.. lol!

      Abhishek Datta

      March 22, 2010 at 2:23 PM

  6. masti hai…………

    tujne iss post mein….ek photo lagani chahiye thi….

    Jagdish Raj ki “Always inspector”

    done 144 movies playing a Police Inspector

    Hitesh

    March 22, 2010 at 1:59 PM

    • Hi Hitesh… never knew this statistics… So next time, I compile the most played characters, I am sure to include Jagdish.

      Abhishek Datta

      March 22, 2010 at 2:28 PM

  7. i’m not sure how you would take it AD but i have tagged you for a cause.. i hope you would appreciate it..
    http://megzone.wordpress.com/2010/03/22/blog-ads-come-do-the-blog-children-miracle-network/

    megzone

    March 22, 2010 at 9:56 PM

  8. Good one 😀

    Akshata

    March 25, 2010 at 12:05 AM

  9. lol! This is hilarious!!! ROFL!!!!!

    Aakanksha Singh

    April 28, 2011 at 1:50 PM

  10. hahaha fantastic

    Dipti

    February 28, 2012 at 7:34 PM


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